A Teenager is........

A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number...

A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast...

A youngster who receives his/her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday,
and borrows from his/her best friend on Wednesday....

Someone who can hear a song by Madonna played three blocks away but not
his mother calling from the next room.........

A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a bed....

A student who will spend 12 minutes studying for her history exam
and 12 hours for her driver's license....

A youngster who is well informed about anything he doesn't have to study.

An enthusiast who has the energy to ride a bike for miles,
but is usually too tired to dry the dishes.

A connoisseur of two kinds of fine music: Loud and Very Loud.

A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates her brother.

A person who is always late for dinner but always on time for a concert.

A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week.

A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off.

A boy who can sleep until noon on any Saturday when he suspects the lawn needs mowing.

An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.