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T O P T I P S

HOW TO SELL YOUR  HORSE

  (THE TRUTHFUL MEANINGS - BEHIND THE ADS)

SUPERB EVENT PROSPECT BIG - FAST HORSE QUIET LAME IN BOTH FRONT LEGS
DRESSAGE PROSPECT BIG - SLOW HORSE DEAD QUIET LAME IN ALL LEGS
HACK PROSPECT PRETTY COLOUR LOVES CHILDREN BITES
SPORTING PROSPECT SHORT - FAST HORSE LOVES OTHER HORSES KICKS AND BITES
CAMP DRAFT PROSPECT FAST HORSE THAT CAN TURN PONY TYPE SMALL AND HAIRY
ENDURANCE PROSPECT FAST HORSE THAT WILL TURN - SOMETIMES! WARM-BLOOD TYPE BIG AND HAIRY
FLASHY WHITE SOCKS DRAUGHT TYPE BIG AND EXCEEDINGLY HAIRY
ATTRACTIVE BAY ARAB TYPE LOOKS STARTLED
TO LOVING HOME ONLY EXPENSIVE TB TYPE LOOKS TERRIFIED
TO SHOW HOME ONLY VERY EXPENSIVE QUARTER HORSE TYPE FAT
NEEDS EXPERIENCED RIDER POTENTIALLY  LETHAL EASY TO CATCH

VERY OLD

ELEGANT THIN MUST SELL WIFE HAS LEFT HOME TAKING THE KIDS
IN GOOD CONDITION FOUNDERED ALL OFFERS CONSIDERED BONES BROKEN IN FALL - IN HOSPITAL FOR 6 Months
FREE MOVING BOLTS RELUCTANT SALE

COMES WITH TITLE TO SYDNEY OPERA HOUSE  

 

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